when you aim for authenticity

aim for pabst

lolz

wow. hilarious. yet sooo gross

from hipster runoff

Is it authentic for entry level alt girls to ‘idolize’ Audrey Hepburn? Would that be kind of like a kid who was born today idolizing Jessica Alba in 18 years? Never seen Hepburn in a movie since I only watch mockumentaries, so maybe I ‘don’t get it’, but is Audrey Hepburn the female version of CheGuevara/Bob Marley in terms of cliched poster sales on college campuses?

Should I buy this Bob Marley poster since I am a mainstreamBro who has successfully integrated ‘I SMOKE POT, YALL’ into my personal brand?

damn this is a sweet deal. which i had the ducks

56cm peugeot fixed gear bike. vintage - $100 (downtown orlando)

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Reply to: sale-972840887@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-12-29, 7:29AM EST

app. 1985 Peugeot fixed gear conversion. It is relatively light for an old road bike and is in perfect shape structurally with no dents or dings. It does have scuffs and scratches all over from wear and tear. $150 is for frame, fork, shimano bottom bracket and headset. 

Or buy it as a complete bike for $450 with: 
-Origin8 quill stem 
-Origin8 cut riser bars with Origin8 grips 
-Tektro front brake setup ( not installed) 
-Origin8 165mm cranks with 46t chainring ( will include a 40t) 
-Red ( not machined) Weinman DP18's with black spokes and black formula hubs ( rear hub is fixed/fixed) 
-Soma 15t cog and lockring 
-Red Seca RS tie on front, Michelin pro race 2 on rear. 
-unknown polished seat post 
-Selle San Macro saddle 
- I will also include my planet bike front and rear led lights, a couple of new tubes, some bamboo straight bars, and a new cable lock if you want.... 

call Eric: 321-689-2287 or email ericpowell23@yahoo.com

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i love sleep esp dopesmoker.  

the lyrics to the song however i never really understood. so i looked them up.  and they are hilarious. awesome.

Drop out of life with bong in hand 

Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land

Drop…out of life with bong in hand

Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land



Solo One

Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth

Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth



Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn

Sacred Israel Holy Mountain Zion

Sun beams down on to the Sandsean reigns

Caravan migrates through deep sandscape

Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian

Procession of the Weed-Priests to cross the sands

Desert Legion Smoke-Covenant is complete

Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts

Arise arise arise - The Son of the God of Israel

Jordan River flows on evermore

Bathe in glow of sunlight’s beating rays

They feel so lost and burned through our days

Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea

Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie

Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose

Assembled creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke

Raise up seer’s Holy Prophecy

……………………………………. now feeds????????

Seed of Eden fall on…………………..????????

Onward caravan prepare new road



Weed-Priests ………??Smol-tent ??………… the right ?????

Judgement soon come to Mankind

Green Herbsmen serve rightful king

Hemp seed caravan carries



Solo Two

-Break-

The molten fire flowed up to-uh Zion

Flight of the Nazarene to seek the Cheribum

Rides out believer with the spliff aflame

Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate



Solo Three

Grow-Room is church temple of the new stoner breed

Chants Loud-Robed priest down on to the freedom seed

Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance

Caravans’ stoned deliverance

The caravan holds to Eastern Creed - Now smokes believer !

The Chronicle of the Sensimillian



Drop out of life with bong in hand 

Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land

Drop out of life with bong in hand 

Follow-the-smoke-Jerusalem

man i love video games and songs about them

bwahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

things i despise

stupid flower sleeve tattoos

when the internet takes forever

rent

rent the musical

when i drink to much mate and dont have any money to do anything, and sarah is asleep and not feeling well so i cant be loud and i cant fall asleep.

glasses without lenses

when i cant find a video to show a friend even though its hilarious and involves breakfast sausage

lists

the great escape is an awesome movie.  so is the magnificient 7.  both starring steve mcqueen, james coburn, and charles bronson. wtf

here are some keanus

kitteh

catnip+wrapping paper= adorable

xmasx 

2 new hats and a big stuffed crocodile!!!

i love this picture

cmon yall

i know alot of people that live in college park, which is where i live.  yet we never hang out.    no community at all.  yet we are always excited when we see each other out, like at hoopz.  we should be having barbieques and stuff. movie nights.  i wish i knew some people that me and sarahh could have movie night with. i love movies.  i have seen so many.  if it sucks i like to mysterysciencetheatre3000 that shit.  bbqz are awesome too.  we could have seshiz in parking lots and get some bike experience points.  

everyone is so insulated.  

on a posi note, i was super thrilled to see max out last night.  and ben and dem.  

although some people apperently have all sorts of bar pool pecking order rules and get really aggro when you break them.  

also bradley is the shit

danx fer da ride, as always

sorry we didnt make it that party  thing

and some people just want to sell drugs and run over motorcycles

cant wait for sarah to get out of work so we can open gifts!!!

no way

quick releases for sale - $50 (lake county fl.)

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Reply to: sale-967526876@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-12-22, 6:39PM EST

these quick release hubs come with used spinergy wheels and michelin tiers $50.00 
call me if you have any questions 352-636-1910

Bar B Q bar last nite - w4m - 26 (downtown orlando)

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Date: 2008-12-06, 5:00PM EST

I usually make fun of the people that posts these, haha, oh well, it's a long shot. 

I was standing near the single restrooms, in front of the elevator at bbq bar last nite, chatting with my friend. you were standing not too far me, I guess watching people walk by. you had long dark hair, and an amazing smile... I kept smiling nervously at you, wanting so badly to say hi. I'm sorry for being shy. I crossed the room to talk to my other friends, turned around, and you were gone. 
do you remember me? i was the girl with the short straight black hair, and a big smile on my face :) 
let me know what else you remember about me... 

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wow a grinning girl with black straightened hair at bbq.  what exactly makes a smile amazing?

is mine amazing because you cant tell if im doing it?  or is about the teeth?

RE:HOOPS karaoke night - w4m

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Date: 2008-12-14, 1:07PM EST

You're talking about my room mate. He makes eyes at everyone. He does not love you but would let you make out with him.

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ahhh i see

HOOPS karaoke night - w4m - 23 (Downtown)

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Date: 2008-12-13, 2:13AM EST

You were wereing a brown hoodie. 

We we're making eyes, which obviously means you're in love. 
(I know I am) 
tell me what i was wearing ;)

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brown hoodie?  pretty specific.  wonder who this was/was for

Making sure I wear underwear imcase I crap my pants. I hate wearing underwear. I'm scared to eat

well im feeling alot better today, actually compared to the dat before yesterday i feel great.  this makes me think rather than the flu, which usually takes 4-7 days to recover from, i had food poisoning.  i guess it is not safe to eat off of dirty dishes in my house.  or drink nothing but beer for 2 days in a row.  but no more drinks for me till tues.  i think.  

cant wait to quit smoking.  thinking of going to bars and drinking without smoking makes me nervous.  

damnit i think i have the stomach flu

second worse day of my life

bwahahahahahahhahahaha

everyone under 30 is a hipster. except nick.

so most of my posts are short because i post them while i am bored and taking a shit. usually i read but sometimes there are only realllllly bad books (like dean koontz shit).  however my phone only lets me type 160 letters including spaces.  so while this  may not live up to some peoples furious standards, its me taking a shit.  in more ways than one.  also i like to do this when i am drunk. or hungover. i like punishing myself when im hungover by getting up early (relatively) and then doing demanding activities all day.  hoops was merry last night, and i didnt get super drunk.  also saw jeff and hung out with him for a few and that was cool. thanks bradley, for making me feel awesome cool by getting me into the social free, and getting me a beer. and same to jeff for giving me a beer and talking to me.  damn i should have gotten a hot dog last night.  i think instead of drinks im just going to eat a hot dog every 2o minutes.  mmmmmmmmmmmmm vegan dogs...

Ahhh...out early. Can't wait to get home then to hoops. Its been awhile.

1/2 done with work, and not beat yet. Can't wait to eat my macnchz/mashpotatoe/seitan/gravy combo. Hoops is definitely in my future.

well time for work again.  for breakfast i will have a pumpkin spice muffin and a mate. jealous yall?

sucks im going to miss most of the bike stuff today, but i will definitely be going out to the awards at 11.  and getting beveraged.  and if you remember last time, im so fuuuuuunny when i do.  cant wait till monday to build some shit. then tuesday to work on someones christmas gift.

im also jealous of child prodigies.  and goodlooking reallly nice smart people.  hey people spread that shit around!!

good stuff.

I hate everything right now. I've been here all day, then I get to go home sleep and come back @ 9 to work all day again till close. Gonna miss bike wknd

The weather is awesome today, wish I was off so I could cruise around all day. Swapped the wheel of the chopper out for my coaster wheel, now I can go fast!!

Well made it to work and I am wetter'n a catfish. Least it wasn't cold. I wanna fully enclosed recumbant damnit!!

I needs norwiegan wood!! Someone hook it up!! Half asleep in frog pajamas is no dance dance dance!

Blaaaarggghhh

i feel so fatastic! i just had a some shell pasta with creamy tomatoe sauce, with a cut up tofurkey beer brat in it.  it was delicious.  to drink i had ice cold water out of an old jar.  in front of me was the dark knight.  

today is a gloom day.  i wish i could just sit outside and drink some beers, while watching people run around and get wet and angry.  But nope i gotta go to work.  its all right though. work should be joyful. i get to work with nick and he is tough as nails.  i think i have to clean the air vents at work today.  that is funnnnnnnnnnnn

i will be wet when i get to ethos.

 i want to rent our spare room out so i can afford a new bike and other cool shit.

i have seen alot of movies.

here are most of the ones that start with A

the abyss

accepted

ace ventrura pet detective

ace ventura when nature calls

adaptation

the adams family

adams family values

adventures in babysitting

adventrues of baron von munchausen

adventures of buckaroo bonzai

adventures of sharkboy and lava girl in 3d

aeon flux

afraid of the dark

air force one

airheads

airplane

airplane the sequel

akira

aladdin

albino alligator

alexander

alice in wonderland

alien 1-4

alien vs. predator

alien nation

aliens of the deep

all dogs go to heaven

all dogs go to heaven 2

almost and angel

almost heroes

alone in the dark

along came a spider

along came polly

altered states

the amazing panda adventure

amelie

american beauty

american history x

american pie

american pie 2

american psycho

an american tail

an american tail fieval goes west

american werewolf in london

american werewolf in paris

amistad

amityville horror

amys orgasm

anaconda

analyze this

analyze that

anastasia

anchor man

andre

angelas ashes

angels in the outfield

anger managment

the animal

animal house

the animation show 1

the animation show 2

anne of green gables

annie

another 48 hours

anti trust

antz

any given sunday

apocolypse now

apollo 13

appleseed

apt pupil

the aristocats

arlington road

armageddon

armed and dangerous

army of darkness

the arrival

the art of war

art school confidential

as good as it gets

the assasination of jesse james by the coward robert ford

assasins

ATL

atlantis the lost empire

atonment

attack of the 50 ft woman

austin powers 1-3

autumn in new york

autumn tale

the avengers

awakenings

awesome i f*&@ing shot that

i got sick!?

how can this be?

illness ruins my life.